Contribute To My “GO FUND ME” To Help Them Stay There!

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Gallatin County’s resident Super-Liberal, Attorney Audrey Cromwell, along with Montana State Senator Cora Neumann and State Senator Chris Pope, have apparently decided Montana just isn’t progressive enough for them anymore. So off they trotted to Minnesota to mingle at what can only be described as the latest seditious riot soirée—a real who’s-who of professional outrage and constitutional allergy.

Which brings me to a modest proposal: a GoFundMe. Not for bail. Not for therapy. But to help these three stay in Minnesota. Permanently. Think of it as a charitable relocation program—one that benefits everyone involved.

Minnesota gets three more activists to shout into the void. Montana gets some sanity back. And Constitutional Conservative Republicanism gets a small but meaningful victory without a single door knocked or sign waved.

So I ask you, patriot to patriot: will you help fund this noble cause? It may be the most efficient political contribution you ever make—because sometimes the best way forward is simply helping people find the state they already act like they represent.

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