The Political Love-In Nobody Asked For!

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Gather ’round Montana, because a miracle has occurred: the great bipartisan campfire of “Kumbaya and Togetherness.”. While real Republicans were hard at work at the State Convention in Missoula, creating the Republican State Platform.

There they stand — the so-called Republican RINO senators elect Dave Bedey & Llew Jones along with Butch Gillepsie and liberal Democrat senators Neuman and Pope — hand in hand, swaying in perfect harmony:

🎵 “Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya…” 🎵

Never mind the fake campaign promises, the speeches, and all that talk about principles. Those were apparently just temporary decorations, like a political yard sign after Election Day.

The new formula is simple:

Run as a Republican.
Talk fake conservative, while courting Democrats to crossover and vote for you,
Get elected.
Discover the magical power mantra of “working together hand in hand with mutual admiration.”

The Democrats bring the marshmallows.
The Republicans bring the graham crackers.
Together they bake a beautiful bipartisan smore — and somehow the voters get the crumbs.

The voters thought they were choosing a red team or a blue team. Instead, they bought tickets to the Montana Political Harmony Festival, where everyone wins a participation trophy and principles quietly exit through the back door.

So grab your guitar, put on your cowboy hat, hold hands and sing along:

🎵 Kumbya Montana 🎵

Where the mountains are rugged, the people are independent, and the compromised politicians have discovered the one thing that truly unites them:

Self-deception and a bizarre vision of the Montana future.

Bill Lussenheide
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